Written by Jacqui James

YESTERDAY AUSTRALIA and parts of the world stopped to watch the AFL Grand Final. As usual they had pre-match “entertainment” which was Meat Loaf “singing” a medley of his classics. Today in a newspaper it was reported the “singer” was paid between $500,000 and $600,000.

Meat Loaf sounded absolutely out of tune (and breath) for all of the painful thirteen minutes and fourty-two seconds. It was totally embarrassing for the AFL who paid Meat Loaf a small fortune for his piss-weak appearance.

Then our Aussie superstar Vanessa Amorosi belted out our National Anthem! Her voice is so powerful and she thrived in front of the 90,500 crowd.

Below is Meat Loaf’s performance from yesterday, then Vanessa on The Footy Show.